Gatsby Limericks

I'm having way too much fun with my own prompts. Here are three limericks based on The Great Gatsby, each from a different perspective. Feel free to vote on your favorite in the Comments.

1. There once was a “great” man called Jay,
   Who lived an extravagant way.
   But he was too showy
   For Daisy – whose billowy
   Dress simply floated away.
   
   
2. I once met a man we called Gatsby,
   Who lived near a valley quite ashy.
   I thought he was Great,
   But Daisy wouldn’t wait
   For “Mr. Nobody from Nowhere” (too trashy).
   
   
3. We were bored, we were rich, we were hot;
   On the way to the city we fought.
   I told Jay he looked cool,
   Whereupon Tom got cruel
   And I drove into Myrtle (or not).
   

I'm also trying to compose a limerick entirely out of lines from the novel, but we'll see if that actually happens. If you beat me to it, there might be extra credit in it for you.

Poetically(-ish),
Dr. K.